Sources report that Title Wave Books has been completely inundated by a tsunami of obscure 2007 Wii games. “All of a sudden the Wii games just started flooding in,” stated an employee of the used bookstore, knee deep in copies of ‘Geometry Wars Galaxies’, ‘Big Brain Academy’, and ‘The Simpsons Game’. “We do have a small section in the back for obscure Wii games from the aughts, but our intake counter couldn’t handle this level of flow. Our Title Gauges just weren’t built for such an influx of obscure games from 2007 like ‘Link’s Crossbow Training’ and ‘Godzilla Unleashed’.”
“Maybe there will be a copy of ‘Super Mario Galaxy’ somewhere in here,” continued the employee as the tsunami receded and she searched through Title Pools for any games of slightly higher relevance. “The last time this happened, seagulls started perching on the shelves hoping to get a piece of the action. I’m just hoping I can find a copy of ‘Resident Evil 4’ or ‘Madden NFL 08’ before the birds get to them.”
After sorting through the wreckage, the entire tsunami of Wii games generated $7.00 of in-store credit.